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It is The Great Black Lump's First Anniversary. We - that is to say I - have awarded her the title of Official Sentinel, First Company of Minders.

I must say her diligence in attending to incursions (real or not) on to our territory is as impressive as it is loud and it has relieved the Queen's Own from nightly neighbourhood sweeps.. though I am not sure this has improved their weighty issues.. Now that's another internal discussion and not for tender eyes...

So congratulation Miss Poppy Longwatcher Stormbringer.

Three cheers and a tiger.